You shall be gotten up-to-date:
1. Work is still driving me batty (do you know any poor 3- or 4-year-olds in "rural" Story County?).
2. I'm an old married lady.
3. I don't know if I want to get an MSW or be a nurse. This place has both:
http://www.augsburg.edu/main.html

Tomorrow I start the Road Trip Honeymoon out west to see mountains and desert and my aunt and friends' nuptials.